Dear John,

I was kind of surprised you called after all we went through. As much as I hated to admit it, I missed you. When we first hooked up, it felt so good, like we could be together for a long, long time. As I did the advertising campaign that put you on the map, I would like nothing more than to leverage that success and be a part of building your business. I am good at that and flush with ideas. It’s what I do.